“Fake Ads” Tote Bag

Current Affairs “Fake Ads” Tote Bag
Because the only thing better than real ads... is fake ones.

This eye-catching tote is plastered with a collage of absurd, delightful, and entirely fictional ads from the pages of Current Affairs magazine. From “Cat Repellent” to “Miracle Balls,” every square inch is packed with tongue-in-cheek satire, bizarre products, and surreal slogans—guaranteed to spark conversation and possibly concern.

Printed in bold pinks on durable fabric, it’s the perfect carry-all for groceries, banned books, or your collection of vintage Chomsky zines.

• Double-sided all-over print
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (38.1 × 38.1 cm)
• 100% spun polyester fabric
• Sturdy black straps made tom 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length 11.8″ (30 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• Blank product components sourced from China

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!